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Bits
Updated: Sep 28
Contributed by Niall Mcilroy
in and further in
extremities
digits
joints
vertebra
skin
nails
hearing
in and out
bending
standing
walking
sitting
squatting
stooping
leaning
getting up
getting down
lifting
carrying
pushing
pulling
sleeping
peering
squinting
turning volumes up and up and up
but noises down down down
to briefly summarize in my all-time favourite noun phrase:
FUCK ME.
You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there. — George Burns