Five dating sites for seniors

1) If you now find the highlight of awards shows like the Grammys to be the In Memoriam section, where you recognize at least a few of the dead celebrities, unlike the live performers, we recommend eCarbon14 Dating. Tagline: Swipe right ... to the Triassic.

2) Unlike Grindr, a geosocial application exclusively for LGBTQ people, Senior Grinder refers to bone-on-bone contact in knees and hips and anywhere else your body is coming a cropper like the American system of checks and balances. Even if you don’t hook up with anyone else, you can still have multiple polyclamorous connections. Tagline: What’s a joint like you doing in a sweetheart like this?

3) Ashley Pathogen: Life is short. Have a disease.

4) Costco Inferno: The beets go on.

5) 23 Teeth and Me: Bring a straw.