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David Sherman
20 hours ago3 min read
The disappearing magic of newspapers
David Sherman It chose me. I was six or seven. Teacher said circle the words you know in the newspaper. Those days everyone had a paper...
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David Sherman
3 days ago4 min read
Theatre of breakfast with strangers
David Sherman We indulge in a curiously intimate experience with one or two dozen strangers every morning. We have breakfast. We all...
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Earl Fowler
4 days ago2 min read
Open Letter to Cro-MAGA Man
Please give Donald J. Trump the Nobel Peace Prize. It’s not yours to give, so just take it. After all, you are exceptional. And you care...
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Earl Fowler
Mar 29 min read
Adios, Libido
Well, my friends are gone and my hair is grey I ache in the places where I used to play And I’m crazy for love but I’m not coming on I’m...
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Earl Fowler
Feb 277 min read
Doors to the underworld
I work all day, and get half-drunk at night. Waking at four to soundless dark, I stare. In time the curtain-edges will grow...
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David Sherman
Feb 256 min read
Frangoed in the land of piri piri
David Sherman The story starts when I was waist high. My earliest poultry memories – don’t we all have memories of chicken little? Or...
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Earl Fowler
Feb 243 min read
Nothing to complain about
Bob Morrissey One thing most old-timers have in common is that we can bitch and complain with the best of them. In Montreal, it’s often...
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Earl Fowler
Feb 236 min read
Grandpa and Baby Go to the Mall
Earl Fowler Scene 1 It was a hot day in the city, the kind that makes you feel like you’re melting into the sidewalk, but you’re too...
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Earl Fowler
Feb 187 min read
What about Friday night?
Earl Fowler Mostly it was because we were young and stupid and had never known anyone who had taken their own lives. But also we were...
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David Sherman
Feb 164 min read
Snowstorms howl, oceans roar
David Sherman Back home, as they were getting walloped by 30 or 40 cms of snow, we were on vacation getting trashed by three or four...
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Earl Fowler
Feb 129 min read
Complete Idiot’s Guide to Smart TV
Earl Fowler Truth be told, I’m a bit of a Luddite. If tech savvy has an antonym, I’m the antonym’s synonym. Still have a landline...
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Earl Fowler
Feb 111 min read
Sometimes Love Involves Logistics
Quinn McIlhone One day I’m in ecstasy, the next despair, my system unable to sustain the high, my dilemma simply too painful. My energies...
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Earl Fowler
Feb 93 min read
Your call is important to us
Earl Fowler For English, press one. Pour continuer en français, dites trois fois “câline de bine.” Please stay on the line and your call...
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David Sherman
Feb 84 min read
Rules where tourists rule
David Sherman 1) Don’t bother to learn a word of the local language. You’re on vacation with a pocket full of euros, pesos, dongs or...
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Earl Fowler
Feb 73 min read
Pitt stop at the point of nose return
Bob Morrissey I was squirming in my favourite chair, two feet from the TV screen, watching Ultimate Strongman 2024, when my new hearing...
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Earl Fowler
Feb 31 min read
Five dating sites for seniors
1) If you now find the highlight of awards shows like the Grammys to be the In Memoriam section, where you recognize at least a few of...
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Earl Fowler
Feb 31 min read
Tool box
Ah, Dad. If I could coax the flat washers from the jars in the garage with your Robertson screwdrivers and your chisels and pry bar,...
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Earl Fowler
Feb 16 min read
Spoiler Alert: Trigger Warnings Ahead
Earl Fowler Please allow me to introduce myself. I’m a hard-nosed private dick circling the abyss, more Preparation H than petroleum...
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David Sherman
Jan 306 min read
My Portuguese vacation
David Sherman It is a nation of contrasts. Beaten, worn facades on narrow cobblestone streets hiding wondrous, beautiful courtyards and...
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Earl Fowler
Jan 281 min read
Nun the wiser
Two Dominican nuns dressed in white tunics and black cappas ride bicycles toward the Convento di Santa Maria Novella. The first, a...
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