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Adman's dream: culture by the handful
David Sherman She’s fourth in line at the café, cell phone in hand. Like just about everyone else in the joint. Her phone’s playing a...
David Sherman
10 hours ago4 min read
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Our Changing Bodies: A Golden Years Guide
If you can remember wincing, eye-rolling and giggling through those sex-ed films that were inflicted on adolescents by reel-to-reel...
Earl Fowler
3 days ago4 min read
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The Sound and the Timbit
Earl Faulkner The shocking story you are about to read is true. It was long ago and it was far away and it was so much better than it is...
Earl Fowler
3 days ago5 min read
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The national game for super humans
David Sherman It’s opera on ice, but here it’s only beginning when the fat lady sings. And she’s not always fat. On these frozen...
David Sherman
5 days ago5 min read
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Appocalypse Now
Earl Fowler Old people have always been champion grousers and complainers, of course. Socrates fretted that literacy would be the death...
Earl Fowler
7 days ago6 min read
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No More Mr. Ice Guy
Earl Fowler Chapter 1: The Dame Wore Danger It was a Tuesday, the kind that sticks to your trench coat like bad decisions and day-old egg...
Earl Fowler
May 169 min read
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A morning in the life of the critters
David Sherman The crow’s pissed. Whether because we were away for a time or because we had come back is unclear, but he's not happy. He...
David Sherman
May 155 min read
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Ask Marlowe
Ask Philip Marlowe, street savvy PI “He solves hearts like he solves murders — cynically, and with a double scotch.” Dear Marlowe, I’m a...
Earl Fowler
May 138 min read
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Senior pickup line disclaimer
Please note: It has come to the attention of concerned website monitors that the recent post in this blog titled “Top 10 Senior Pickup...
Earl Fowler
May 121 min read
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The Handyman Can’t
Earl Fowler My dad was one of those guys who could fix anything. Jammed carburetors, leaning fences, plugged pumps, broken vacuum...
Earl Fowler
May 112 min read
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Anchors aweigh
Lately I’ve found myself drawn to Asian women in their forties with bare arms and tanned skin and shaved pits who graduated (the women,...
Earl Fowler
May 91 min read
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The Album
Barb Kelly, from her collection Leave-taking. Copies for sale at cactuspresspoetry.com , listed under Chapbooks. Price: $13 I rest on...
David Sherman
May 82 min read
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Top 10 Senior Pickup Lines
For the silver on top but still gold where it counts crowd: 10. Do you believe in love at first cataract surgery, or should I walk by...
Earl Fowler
May 81 min read
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Pardon my junco
Earl Fowler Spring comes early to the southern tip of Vancouver Island. By late January, the daffodil bulbs and hyacinths I transplanted...
Earl Fowler
May 48 min read
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Separation Gets One Out & About
Quinn McIlhone I renounce her at Christmas but fly back from Florida in mid-January to find the city electric only because she’s in it,...
Earl Fowler
May 21 min read
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What condition my condition is in
David Sherman Peter says he doesn’t feel like himself. That’s probably because he’s not himself. He’s the new older version, pushing a...
David Sherman
Apr 304 min read
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Sitting on the Dock of the Beige: A Two-Act Play
For my part, in truth, I would rather be old less long than be old before I am old. — Cicero Earl Fowler Act I Detective Rex Marlowe –...
Earl Fowler
Apr 285 min read
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Under the Cherry Moon
Earl Fowler After posting an ersatz Romantic poem in this space last Sunday about the astonishing florescence of spring on Vancouver...
Earl Fowler
Apr 272 min read
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To Hab and Hab Not
Earl Fowler Feeling neglected and a little bleu, perhaps, what with all the media attention being showered on Canada’s federal election...
Earl Fowler
Apr 259 min read
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Between Prufrock and a Hard Place
Earl Fowler It was a wrong number that started it, the telephone ringing three times in the dead of the night, and the voice on the other...
Earl Fowler
Apr 247 min read
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